the bro code

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my utmost honour to present to you...

THE BRO CODE

• BROs are equal to GFs.
• BROs will not fight over the same girl.
• BROs can talk anything out.
• BROs will not check each other girls out.
• BROs will check with the other BRO if there are ‘grey area’ situation between them.
• BROs will do their utmost best to spur each other on.
• BROs do not lie to each other.
• BROs will always accept one another’s flaws.
• BROs will not condemn one another.
• BRO-hood is for life.
• BROs will tell another BRO off if he is doing or has been doing something stupid.
• BROs are both affectionate as well as tough to each other.
• BROs DO NOT like each other in ‘that way’.
• BROs will always side each other in disputes with external parties.
• BROs have nothing to hide from each other.
• BROs will not have anything to do with the breaking up of couples.
• BROs will give each other constructive, honest and at very least funny feedback.
• BROs must understand it is a privilege to be included in the BRO-hood.
• BROs will ‘wing’ each other in social situations.
• BROs will cry, laugh, go crazy and take the pain together.
• BROs albeit not bonded by blood, are bonded by the BRO-hood which is equivalent.
• BROs will be as generous as possible to each other.
• BROs will adhere to the fishing rod versus fish theory with regard to each other.
• BROs will anything in their power to honor promises to each other.
• BROs love each other.