Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my utmost honour to present to you...
THE BRO CODE
- BROs are equal to GFs.
- BROs will not fight over the same girl.
- BROs can talk anything out.
- BROs will not check each other girls out.
- BROs will check with the other BRO if there are ‘grey area’ situation between them.
- BROs will do their utmost best to spur each other on.
- BROs do not lie to each other.
- BROs will always accept one another’s flaws.
- BROs will not condemn one another.
- BRO-hood is for life.
- BROs will tell another BRO off if he is doing or has been doing something stupid.
- BROs are both affectionate as well as tough to each other.
- BROs DO NOT like each other in ‘that way’.
- BROs will always side each other in disputes with external parties.
- BROs have nothing to hide from each other.
- BROs will not have anything to do with the breaking up of couples.
- BROs will give each other constructive, honest and at very least funny feedback.
- BROs must understand it is a privilege to be included in the BRO-hood.
- BROs will ‘wing’ each other in social situations.
- BROs will cry, laugh, go crazy and take the pain together.
- BROs albeit not bonded by blood, are bonded by the BRO-hood which is equivalent.
- BROs will be as generous as possible to each other.
- BROs will adhere to the fishing rod versus fish theory with regard to each other.
- BROs will anything in their power to honor promises to each other.
- BROs love each other.
