LOL. heh no way i am going to end without a garfield comic! this is also so hilarious. garfield humour ROCKS. HAHAHAH.

i hope i am like garfield heheh. but guess i will be remembering how it feels like to be busy for a long long time. :P

3 WEEKS OMG. 21 days. in god knows where. okie actually i know where. :P but.. but.. sigh. LOL.

actually i know deep down i have nothing to fear. but still fear is inevitable i guess. fear of dont know what to expect.

oh wells the future will worry about itself! i hope i brought enough cup noodles though! :D heh nothing is too tough luh. *pumps fist to chest*

gametime! photos(:




random camwhoring at jianming's house. checkout my blingbling pink cap! :D

the girls made this real emo/cliche/cheesy video about basketball bring us together and making us good friends. LOL. okie lah appreciate it loads. feels like a farewell party for the army guys ahahahah. and there is this real cool keychain with my name!

and i realise there are quite a few videos taken eh! most of the time they say they want to take photo actually is take video. -.- evilll.

just want to say thankyou for everything(: cya in 3weeks time! hohohoho.

21 days is a long period of time. its going to be real tough but heh. nothing is too tough for a soldier!

i swear my sister is dam swueyyyy. she did 14 history essays for holiday homework. and she completed it yesterday night. like phew finally. switched off the computer and decided to print today. we were kidding what if the computer spoils today she sure go bang wall etc etc. this morning.

WTF. WTF. WTF. OHMYGAWDDDDD. really spoil. SIMISAIIIIIIII.

wah seriouslyyyyy. and it sure didnt help even though she has one of the most tech-savvy brothers around. :/


windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupted:
\windows\system32\config\system

you can attempt to repair this file by starting windows setup using the orignal setup CD rom.


like.... WTF. out of the blue? ya gotta be kidding me. though i suspect its due to improper shutdown. but what are the chances?! sheeshhh.

so i went on a desperation search for the XP professional CD rom. and found out that i can only use the HP version since HP wisely modified their PCs. and only THEY HAVE THE CD. and who would have guessed everyone needs a break including HP so HP doesnt operate during weekends! nice one. and guess what i am going on a 3week confinement starting monday. talk about when it rain it pours.


so i passed a set of instructions to my sister. worse part is no guarantee the files can be recovered. ohmygawd. argh this just sucks.

oh i swear noel is dam nice cann. when he heard about it he said he is coming over with his laptop and volunteer to redo the 14 essays. after all 3 brains sure can work faster right.

hahah and xinyue volunteered too! even though shes like so far far far awayyyy.

but my sister doesnt want to redo lah. i think its because she put into a lot effort. :/ shucks.


oh wth now she agrees to redo. but she got physics test tomorrow. so i am supposed to redo?!? zzz... sheesh. secretly i hoped that she still cling on to the small ray of hope that the computer can be repaired. :/ ARGH.


oh what the heck what a way to spend your last day of civilization. tata~

oh for those who are wondering how come i can still come online and blog etc etc when my computer is down. oh come on how many computers do you expect a computer geek to own? one? heh. not that i think i am a computer geek though.

LOL. shit the new post not only turned out to be shallow but stupid as well. LOL. but this is really dam hilarious so i decided to share ahahhaah.

ahahah okie i might as well blog now since i know i will be quite busy tomorrow. :P here goes this post should be just random rattlings. :D

okie got into OCS (army wing). so its going to be 9 long months. :/ not to mention the 3 weeks confinement starting from next monday. OHHHH MANNNN. no idea whats going to make me pull through. probably my sisters mp3 player flooding my ears with my songs lol. my officer told me his whole 9 months felt like dying. and they all say officer cadets are the lowest form of life. o_o

HAHAH okie larh cancel the previous paragraph. i am quite sure i will pretty much survive lah. what doesnt kill makes you stronger! eh come on man i am ready for any challenge anytime man. added point is that officers get higher allowance! means more $$ for my veterinary degree! i hope haahha. so here goes nothing! :P



woohoo my section peeps! shi hao roy lau idris junhong aint here though. we took this after breakfast during the stayover! :D so rocked cann. check out my beloved PINK CAP. :D argh cant really see here right stupid alvin wear such a GLARING pink shirt. ZZZ tsktsk. will show off my cap in another more obvious photo!


the salesgirl in the shop selling my cap is sooooo cute can i swear! ahahah i have been telling everyone who commented on my cap. i dont care i like my cap! :D and nope i entered the shop intending to buy a cap already luh! she just made the cap buying experience more memorable. :P and yes i admit the cap is abit too BLING BLING. lol. but i still love my hot pink cap(:


talking about cute girls. had sakae buffet today! will post the photos when i get them. main point is that there was this waitress who has a tongue stud! gosh so gross cannnn. looks so painful! :/ we asked her to stick out her tongue to show us then she is shy eh. lol! but she showed us in the end luh like for 1 second lol. and she got a pretty fringe! hahahh wanted to take a photo with her sticking out her tongue showing her cool tongue stud after we paid our bill but she changed shift already. ): ahhh wasted!


to all those who think i got the ns stupid syndrome that makes you think any girl that you meet is cute/hot/pretty/beautiful. @#$%$#@$!@# you understand lol. my eyes are perfectly fine and my taste is still as good as ever. :P argh wanted to take photo to show you guys but arghh. nevermindddd. at least i can sleep tonight with a smile(: XP LOL.




our platoon song!

together we are platoon 4.
together we are kestrel coy.
together we will sing this song.
together we are marching on.

we are we are platoon 4.
2 years serve our country.
dont care whose our enemy.
beware we are platoon 4 kestrel coy.

forever we are platoon 4.
forever we are kestrel coy.
foerver we will sing this song.
forever we are marching on.

we are we are platoon 4.
2 years serve our country.
dont care whose our enemy.
beware we are platoon 4 kestrel coy.

oh the 'forever' i added it myself. :D


okie luh will be blogging again before the 3 weeks of isolation. my last entry before ocs cant be such a shallow entry right! :P

oh i am currently reading the five people you meet in heaven now. nice book! (:

click here for a NBA video coverage about the boston celtics championship win. well boston celtics finally won. finally.

last season they had the worse record in the eastern conference. now they are nba champions. biggest season turn around in history. it didnt happen by pure luck. sacrifices were made. blood, tear, and sweat put in.

paul pierce the captain of the boston celtics is the only player that is still in the team since 2003.

what is different from the previous season is the addition of kelvin garnett and ray allen.

paul pierce and the other 2 superstars constitute to the BIG THREE of boston. all 3 of them had something in common. all 3 of them are extremely talented players who played for teams that sucked. they carried their teams on their shoulders alone for many years. of course those teams got their rare glorious moments but they can only carry their team that much. every michael jordan had scottie pippen and dennis rodman. now finally the 3 boston stars have each other to lean and rely on.

i am a huge fan of kelvin garnett. this is his 13th nba season. he played in the nba for 13 long years and yet he has no championship ring. and he is surely worthy of one. in computer games his player ratings is 99 imagine that and there is no 100. thats how good he is. but i bet none of you guys ever heard of him ( you guys only heard of michael jordan lol ) thats because the media only talk about winning teams. who cares about a losing team sheesh. but kelvin garnett's career was ruined by his stupid team who chose players that are not so good ( i.e. sucked ) he can dominate opponent teams once in a while. but he couldnt do that every game. not alone.

he had a rather harsh nba career. including the death of his favourite teammate. shucks. but now after 13 long hard years. he finally recieved the recognition he deserved. his greatness is finally rewarded. hahah. thats why you see him almost happy to tears in the video.

ray allen arguably the best shooter in the nba finally won his championship ring in his 12th season.


paul pierce after weathering the storms in boston finally got rewarded in his 10th season. like paul pierce said. it had been 10 long hard years of tears, blood and sweat.



its good to see guys finally get what they deserve. isnt it?




how it all started.


finally after 22 long hard years. we are champions once again with our 17th NBA championship.



oh wells bet the whole world doesnt understand this entry hahaha. no worries loyal fans. next entry coming up. after all after sunday there will be 3 weeks of NO new entries goshness.


oh by the way. i got into OCS. hahahah yupp yupp :D

POP LOH. sigh time sure flies and yes i know this is a long due entry but HECK. so here goes.

you can say 9 weeks is a rather long period of time or a rather short period of time. i have no idea. but somehow 9 weeks just flashed pass me in a blink of an eye. and somehow these 9 weeks have been a real real real real memorable experience for me. :D

i will never forget...

the first time we were scolded 'fyck'. the honour went to adi lol. he scolded us because we couldnt count from 1 to 49. lol.

the time we falled in and knock it down on the very first night because we didnt lights off in time.

the times when everyone looked emo waiting to be shaved BALDED.

the umpteen times when we knocked it down with half of us clueless about whats going on. LOL.

the times when we hoped pikachu can just run abit faster so that we can have our lunch before other platoons. ( lol yea we got a guy whose nic name is pikachu LOL.)

the times when we freaking rifle over head.

the time when we leopard crawled uphill. ( MAN. that was tiring i swear. )

the time when we picked up all the rubbish on the ground via leopard crawl.

the times when we were asked if we are shag.

the time we were scolded IDIOTS.

the time we all got pumped because some SHITHOLE from some other platoon shitted outside the shit hole. ( the shit hole cant recognise another shit hole. sheesh. )

the times we had free roller coaster rides on the toners.

the times we pumped on sizzling hot ground. ( ouch! )

the times we shouted ' 1, 2.. PLATOON 4 HURRY UP '

the times we sang AH YAH OH YA INFANTRY AH! :D

the times we sang our very own platoon 4 cheer. cool shit!

the times gabriel shouted ' dont step on the tiles! '

the times yi jin requested us not to use the toilet cause he needs to clean it. poor fellow lol.

the times we crowded around the yearbooks of different junior colleges. LOL.


the times i felt like giving up but always endured through. :P

the times when i went to bed and looked outside the window and got greeted by the starry night sky. wheee!


the night when the drill squad guys practise till late midnight and almost went crazy.

the times the drill squad guys complained about the harsh training schedule.

the times drill squad guys shouted ' there is no if! '

the many times we practised as one drill squad.

the times when we confessed that how helpless we would be if we didnt win after putting in so much effort and yet deep down we know its highly possible we dont win.

and of course. the time when we were crowned CHAMPIONS. oh how everyone cheered with us.



my sectionmates:
i shall always remember..

the nights when we held feasts with all the food we brought into camp.

the times when biscuits disappeared in a blink of an eye.

the times we do area cleaning.

the times we did our punishments for not doing area cleaning well enough with a smile. ( because we all know deep down that the area is already very clean and tian xiang just dont want to admit it. LOL. )

the times we smuggled night snacks LOL. so fun.

the times when the guys gave all their extra food to me knowing what an appetite i have.

the night when we just sit in a circle and talk cock during sit camp under the starry night sky.

the times we sit in our little circle and talk cock lol.

the time when everyone was so supportive of the drill squad guys.

the time roy lau helped me sew my pants because i stupidly burnt a hole in it. LOL. shit.

the time guojie helped kiwi my boots till i need to march with sunglasses if not my shiny boots will burn my eyes. LOL.

the times alvin helped me fold my smart4.

the night before POP where guojie helped everyone kiwi their boots till purrrrfection even though its dam late into the night.

the times when we really stick together.

the nights we have one third alert. and do nothing but just talk cock late into the night.

the road marches we march as a section at the back of the platoon.

the times alvin unlocked his secret power. ( cramp! )

the times eddie shaved. LOL. and the night eddie sleeptalked . oh god that was dam hilarious LOL.

the night roy lau emoed upon realising his girlfriend ran away with another guy. ): i swear i will kick that guy's ass when i see him oh that #%@#$%$@#%#.

the times guojie proved just how reliable he is.

the times marcus said 'OH SHIT did i ....? ' LOL. paranoid shit.

the times pikachu yawned which makes me think snolax is a better nic name seriously.

the times junhong still walked so slowly and steady when we are already soooo late.

the times idris cracked stupid lame jokes.

the times kenneth made me think i got the best buddy in the world. LOL mushy crap. i am just saying this cause i am sure he would say the same. :P

the times i.... shouted AH YA OH YAH INFANTRY AH out of the blue. :D

the times gerald paul tan led steamroller baby. LOL. *edited* the time GPT marched beside me during road march! :D

the times shi hao slept before everyone else. LOL.

the stayover at GPT's house. woohoo rock on!


oh how can i forget. the times someone shouted ALA KE POM POR and we reply MATA KONG SI. :D

the times just around one another.

we are a brotherhood.

with so many ' the times ' that i am going to remember, then there is going to be times when i miss platoon 4. (not going to use a smiley here as i figured that would be quite gay.)


*edited* ooh ohh and the time when i saw a shooting star! :D we were doing situps early in the morning like 5am and i think i saw a shooting star. it lasted for like 1 second dam fast. didnt have time to make a wish but i think i dont need any wishes either unless you want me to wish for WORLD PEACE. :P but pikachu is such a wet blanket he say its not, its just a bird reflecting light. WTH since when birds are made of metal or mirrors. -.-

part3!

the ninjas were lurking in the shadows. moving from beds to beds. taking down targets one by one. 10 will enter the room lying low and crawl all the way to the bedpost of the target. another 2 will walk to both sides of the victim. if the victim is alert he will sense the presence of the 2 ninjas.

eh @#$@#!$@#$ wah lao dont play lah.

the 2 ninjas will swiftly pin the poor dude to his bed.

EH @#$$@#@#!%!!! TELL YOU DONT PLAY LE RIGHT.

the victim will start to struggle angrily. then at this moment the 10 ninjas lying on the ground will stand up. upon seeing so many shadows infront of him the poor dude instantly lost all his fighting spirit and gave up fighting back. all he could do was accept his fate and sulk on his bed.


wah sian....



then the ninjas got straight to work. quickly carrying him to the floor and started spamming talcum powder/toothpaste/shampoo/all sorts of gross stuff they can think of. after the mission is completed the ninjas disappear without leaving a trace, leaving the poor fellow helpless on the floor, still cursing about his poor plight.

attack no. 2:
10 ninjas armed with wet toilet paper in both hands creep slowly to the end of the target's bedpost. on the count of 3 ALL the ninjas throw their wet toilet paper on the victim and immediately race out of sight. LOL. imagine the shock the poor fellow had when he was waken abruptly from his sleep.

still got alot other attacks lah but lol. i quite sian blogging about it already. must talk face to face then can show the actions lolol.

part2

so we returned upstairs. my side has pushed the enemies back into their rooms. woots just in time. so we hurried back to our rooms. we figured the enemies will be back again. we grabbed our pillows and rushed to hide for an ambush attack. but we got spotted. they knew we were hiding behind the wall. they slammed the door open but dare not enter. they knew we got the numbers. but we need to lure them in and round them up. so an ally ran to the door and gave an enemy one good wack before running back to the shadows. the enemies of course took the bait and charged right in.

thats our cue. lets go!

and the battle began. with numbers come easy win lol. but as things looked too good to be true the enemy revealed their secret weapon. some of them were wearing socks as gloves and they start aiming for our faces. a 'sock' palm hit my face. a strong pungent stinking smell entered my nostrils. WTH. those are used socks. @#$@#%^$#^@!!! my allies groaned in disgust. used smelly stinking dirty socks rubbing upon our faces. i felt a burst of anger. this is too much. they have crossed the line.



this is war.


our allies started wacking furiously like possessed demons. the enemies did not fall back. they endured the thunderous attacks and continue to press the bio-hazardous socks upon our faces. neither sides are willing to give in.

STOP.

someone shouted in the midst of the darkness.


EH WAH LAO. you all dont want to sleep but other people want to sleep leh.


we all paused in our tracks.

shucks. spoilsport.

we stopped what we were doing and slowly walked back to our beds, laughing our heads off. at least thats what the others did. i ran to the idiot who wacked me with his radioactive sock and give him one good hit from the back with my pillow one last time and scurried back to bed.

heh that felt much better.

moments later i visited the toilet to wash up. i felt dam gross. ewks. there i met some fellow victims lol.

all this while there was more commotion downstairs. the ninjas were on the move....

stay tuned for part3!

part1

wah this post i dont dare talk too till detailed later charged for revealing confidential information. lol very scary. small small thing also can get charged.

anyway the following happened on one certain night in a certain place. :P

we were playing PILLOW FIGHT in the dark. wah dont even know who is who. so just wack. but able to identify vaguely who are the allies luh. as we play the hits get harder. wah at the back one mere wack of the pillow can cause a 3 second concussion lol. some of my pals got ganged and not even given time to retaliate lol.

then got part dam funny. A hit B with the pillow. somehow pillow missed B's head. instead the fist of A hits B unintentionally. ouch. B immediately K.O. and knees down. we shine torchlight on B to check what happened. wah he freaking stunned there till drool dripping down from one side of his mouth. LOL. dam hilarious.

there are bursts of laughter once in a while. then we would pause and 'shhhh' to quiet things down to avoid detection. then count to 1,2,3 then WACK AH again. lol.


people standing guard would shout '*********'! when danger is near. we all stopped what we were doing and ran to our beds to avoid detection. (lol. dont know if you guys understand such a vague description) but it was dam gross. i was still perspiring when hiding on my bed. then 'coast clear!' then we continued round2. heh.


the key to survival is just anyhow wack. fast and furious. dont recognise that fellow just wack. if not later is enemy then i kena wack. rather wack wrong then get wacked lol.


got one point i went to visit the toilet with a few buddies. as we exit the toilet we realise enemies with pillows hiding behind our rooms ready for ambush. ohh crap #@$@#$@.

so we decided to take the stairs down and take a detour up another flight of stairs if you get what i mean. at the lower storey we saw ninjas. omg. so many of them. other people were playing too. the whole corridor was filled with them. they used their shirt to wrap their heads, leaving only a gap for their eyes. they are squatting down and hiding, ready for their ambush of the poor dudes sleeping in the room. we grasped in amazement by the sight. all the ninjas turned to us and gestured us to keep quiet. oh man no way i going to agitate those dudes, better get out of the scene fast or we might get involved in the 'bloodshed'. lol.

lol POP LOH. i am free till next sunday. so here goes! schedule packed everyday:D includes a few days just for myself heh. hmm this post is about that day at clark quay with 4b dudes! jieli actually sent me the photos last week but i was kind of lazy so i didnt post them:P and i swear vanessa you are crazy. -.-

6 of us went to brewerkz. talk cock about anything under the sun ahahah. and i swear INDIAN PALE SUCKS. its a type of beer. wah bitter till........................................ yes you get my point. its dam bitter can. we were really torturing ourselves drinking it. :S they still say its their most popular beer. sheesh unless you like bitter stuff. go ahead man. after that we were looking for a pub to watch euro2008. then we walk till quite tired and this is what happened:



LOL. andric here just fell asleep sitting on the floor. WADDE. so we quietly stepped away from him and took this photo. imagine him sleeping there alone with no one near within 10m radius. WAHAHAHAH. this shot wasnt easy to take k we needed to stop passerbys from waking him up lol. people was wondering if he was ok LOL.




jieli took this up close with the stealth of a cat!



LOL thats me acting cute in the background muahahahahaha.

we left him there sleeping while we watched euro for awhile. then the funny thing happened lol. okie i shall name the 3 guys A, B and C. B is badly drunk so A and C had to support him. then as the 3 walked past andric, B stumbled and fell to the ground. then at that very moment andric too FELL. LOL. he lost his balance while sleeping and fell to his left. LOL. also dont know how he fell but the 3 guys didnt touch him at all. wah it was dam funny. A and C was like oh shit how ah how. they had their hands full trying to carry B up and trying to tend to andric at the same time. they were asking andric are you okie!?! andric just stood up and looked at them realise they were strangers so he walk away LOL.

but andric knocked his head when he fell lah LOL. so his head hurt pretty much after that. but it was seriously dam funny at that moment. like that describe sure not funny luh but you guys try to imagine abit lah heh.

PART2

POP LOH! actually no lah. not yet. but real soon i guess. after that hopefully command school where a whole new journey begins. wah fast 2 months. lots to say but shant say much. wait till after POP then i flood out my thoughts. :P oh by the way POP stands for passing out parade lol.

i spoilt my sis headphones. :S crap. but she dont need it anymore so heck. i bought new ones for myself though. and its PINK. :D and now i am officially broke. lol.

yesterday went to clark quay and something REAL hilarious happened. but i needed photos to show you guys. OH COME ON JIELI FASTER SEND ME THE PHOTOS YOU ASS.

part1



drill competition.

we trained hard.

people booked out on friday. we confined ourselves to train on saturday.

we trained way past midnight.

we trained under the hot sun.

we trained while people were bathing or doing their own things.

when people were going down the stairs to go for meals we are climbing up the stairs to change out of our stinky uniform because we just trained finish.

while people were climbing up the stairs to rest in their bunks we were going down to train.

wake up eat breakfast train eat lunch train eat dinner train sleep.

i even used my brand new uniform which i was initially reserving it for my passing out parade.

repeating and repeating the same drill commands till we were so sick and tired of it.

we gave our all.

determined to prove that we are the best.

but why.


why.


in the end we still...






WON. :P


muahahahahahahah.

but it was dam competitive luh. there were a few strong teams. but we are stronger. :P but our commander like to give wrong commands so we were troubled thinking what if he gave wrong during the competition. then we have a motto " there is no 'if' " lol. but in the end he gave a wrong command. but we perfectly masked it i guess. heh.

we were told that confidence is important. so before the competition i was telling them we are not here to prove that we are the best. we are already the best. we are here just to show them why we are the best. cocky right. heng we won sia. :P

but really lah we did so much and train so much. we would be super disappointed not to win. however the thing is other people also trained very hard. there are so many deserving teams. but there are can only be one champion. so just try our best and dont care about the rest already. whatever the results just accept it like a man!

but wah lao in the end our reward is half day off. which is just to return the saturday which we stayed back to train. zzz.

but this morning reach home 9am just in time to watch game 1 of NBA finals! goshness. cant complain. :P



expect nothing but the best from the very best!

PART3

Court Cases ...
THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL STATEMENTS MADE DURING COURT
CASES:

Judge: I know you, don’t I?

Defendant: Uh, yes.

Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?

Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?

Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.

Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.

---
From a defendant representing himself...

Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I stole your purse?

Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse.

Defendant: I should have shot you while I had the chance.

---
Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens.
Are you the defendant?

Defendant: No, sir, I’m the guy who stole the chickens.

---
Lawyer: How do you feel about defense attorneys?

Juror: I think they should all be drowned at birth.

Lawyer: Well, then, you are obviously biased for the prosecution.

Juror: That’s not true. I think prosecutors should be drowned at birth too.

---
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?

Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long.

Judge: Can’t they do without you at work?

Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.

---
Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.

Judge: And why is that?

Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn’t interested in my case.

Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have a comment on the defendant’s motion?

Public Defender: I’m sorry, Your Honor. I wasn’t listening.

---
Judge: You are charged with habitual drunkenness. Have you anything to say in your defense?

Defendant: Habitual thirstiness?

next week should be quite free. nothing much except for 24km road march. woots!

gosh really hope we win the drill competition den i dedicate one whole entry to it. lolol. MUST WINNNNN. then give me my one day off. :D

wah tired weekend. yesterday met up with 3 different groups of people. and today balled. wah dam tired. whole body muscle aching lol.

wah lao just now some ass elbowed me in the chest zzz. now my chest dam pain. but i also tripped someone luh. heh. zz how come basketball so rough da bian.but i must admin that was fun. heh :D

yepp okie this week is crapping entry. next week should be have more time to write a better one i guess.

goshness next week my sister birthday. oh no. hmm guess i shall just act blur live longer. :P