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home of the monki king
school for all jokers
for i am
the joker of all jokers
the...
jokers_inc!
ahahahahx
okie thats just lame


there is a great transformation going on
in this blog
as u can see
its the speak good english programme!!!
i mean
the type good english programme!!


just by typing these few lines
i have already backspaced
retyped
for the umpteen times
zzzzzzz
hell with it
lolol


okie
today is chemistry!!
ohh i just LOVE chemistry
i started studyin for it
at 12 am thursday
till 3 am
went to sleep
11 am woke up watch
TEEN TITANS =D

when theres trouble who do you call...
TEEN TITANS
from their tower they can see it all...
TEEN TITANS

ahahahahahx
great show

as i told gary
thursday is
PIA CHEM DAY!!!
so i studied
n studied
mugged
AND mugged
i noe i used short form 'n' up there
but again
hell with it
ahahahx

i studied till
i am like
sooooooo darn crappy sick
of chem
the sight of chemical symbols
just make me wanna puke
*sticks out tongue*

then i was like..
cursing...
flipping notes..
yawning..
sneezing...
eating...
then suddenly

AHHHHH
i have enough of chemistry
chemomegaphobia
super phobia for chemistry

then i just stop studying chemistry
leon asked me on msn want play lf2
hohohoho

after that i go or or liao
den i wake up go school
7 am
gang nt there yet
then i msg him
where u
then he replied
home
OMG
i realise
chem starts at 11 am!!!
OMG

WAD A RETARD
i could have slept longer!!!!
so i went gang house and camped there
zzzzzzzzz
blur retarded piece of dunno wad



so i go sch with gang later
then go there
alot of buzzing
last minute mugging
then i told myself
i am goin to go in
try my best
then come out and forget about it






after the test
we are supposed to staple our papers 2gther
den i was lyk asking arnd
erhh u got staple?
u got staple??
zzz
no wan have
kns..

den the teacher come collect paper tt time
den suddenly !!!
i realised sumth
i open my pencil box
n c my kute little staple sitting there
(>_<)''''''''
.......................................
i suddenly realised i got staple
cox i take for granted tt other ppl always wud bring staple
den in the end i take for granted tt i wud nv bring staple
LOL
so ma lu lorhhs
zzz
ahahax




after the teachers collect our papers
3 words filled my mind to the brim
lets play guessing game!!
guess the words here goes






























guessed it?? the answer:























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LOL
DAMMIT LARHHHHHH
i tell u
i read mcq first qn
ermm ermm ermm
i stone there
ohh myy ohh myy ohh myy.....
then i decided to skip all the way to the back
do essay qns first
then i c de second essay qn
OMG
...
THERMOCHEM
ENTROPY
WADDE
..
10 marks gone




den i do mcq last
den i do do do..
the teacher say
pls put ya pens down
(LOL not pants)


in a hurry
i put c for de rest of de mcqs i haven do
....
n tt means from 12 onwards
i tink..
...
so u c my paper
i circle circle circle..
den suddenly
one whole line of circled 'c's

zzz i m a goner
zzz i m a goner
zzz i m a goner
did i say i m a goner?
if not
zzz i m a goner




ermm
i m suppose to do tt mj's tag
bud i go his blog
de tag gone
lololol
so 4gt it



ohh yea more lyrics coming up
bud later
i post another n3 in lyk 1 hr later for de lyrics
=D

lol
ooops
i m back!
so soon?

well cox 2dae is de last day of de hols
OMG
sobs.....
zzz
there goes de
de sleeping in de morning (2++am)
n de waking up in de afternoon
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

there goes de
free life
wahh zzz

ppl say hols v sian

i beg to differ lorhhs
i do stuff at my pace
or i rather
nv do sum other stuff at all
hohohohoho

anws
de plug of my hse vaccum cleaner got problem
n i juz repaired it
MUAHAHAHAHAHAX

M I A PRO OR WAD


wahh
it has been a long time
since i do mrc stuff
cox tt time broke my hand
everyth other ppl do for me

feels kinda...
gd?
finally doin sumth on my own

okie screw tt
tt sounds wrong
I DUN DIG WIRES N SCREWS CAN
its de action
of repair stuff
hmm
technical stuff

okie screw tt too
kinda sounds wrong oso
zzzzzzz

okie 4gt it



anws
my papa say
omg
muz make a memoral
first time eva i did sumth for de family
>_<
wadde...
m i tt bad a son??

this yr
is de first time i bought sumth for my papa for fathers day lorhhs
i even went shopping for it
come on man
even tho its last min shopping
bud me
HAOTING
MONKI KING
WENT SHOPPING FOR PAPA???

can become front page news le
ahahahahhxhaxhax

ohh yarr
i didnt do gp hwk
OH GREAT...
n tml is gp test
de compre counted in gp terms
i oso nv do
cox i totally nt informed
nv been goin to sch b4 hols
bud i oso nv ask arnd
okie screw tt
c how larhhh
go sch smoke abit
ahahahx
smokey smokey

(>_<)



hmmm
my muggin process is slow lyk a siao
bud ohh while
at least i tried
i dun rmbr anyth
bud....
wadeva larhh huhh
lololol

okie
i wrote another verse for my song
i tot of alot nice lyrics while on de bus when its raining
bud i 4gt all of it by de time i got home
zzzz
wait for de lyrics to come back den
lololz

ohh well
when i finish de song
den i post de whole song
in a complete organised manner


in de mean time
here goes...


可能是这场雨的魔力
让我在雨中遇见你
看到那天使般的你
感觉上生活好甜蜜
但是你还是离我而去
结果看着你
我又开心又心碎

hmmm
long long nv update le

wassup dudes
lmao

hmmm
2dae nba championships game 6
erhh this n3 gonna tok bout bbal quite a bit
come on larhhs
it has been 2 mths plus since i played de sport
if it bores u guys
den skip lorhhs
lolol
later part nt bout bbal
will indicate for ez reading
LOL

nba finals is dallas vs miami

dallas vs miami
game 1 home WIN away LOST
game 2 home WIN away LOST
game 3 away LOST home WIN
game 4 away LOST home WIN
game 5 away LOST home WIN
game 6 home LOST away WIN

miami heat wif a 4 winning streak
omg

so...
2dae....
i present to u
2006 NBA CHAMPIONS
MMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HHHHEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

(miami heat)


*insert fireworks effect here*

i watched game 5 n 6 live
omg
close game sia
game 5 is 101-100
wif overtime
game 6 is 95-93
close game too


n i present to u..........
2006 MVP
DDDDDWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEE
WWWWAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE...

(dwayne wade)

well he is a young star
third yr in de nba
first time playing in de finals

well
de commentator said b4 de match
if miami ever wins de finals
its all cox of wade
hmmm
agreeable

he dam qiang larhhs
he deserves de trophy

shaq oso
even tho he is too old
n not in his prime
bud he is a gd player

quite sad larhhs
he is star of lakers
den come miami
hidden under de shadow of a young player
hmmm
well at least his team won

kinda respects him tho
sumore
i play same position as him
XD
lololol


den again..
congrats MIAMI


zzzzzzz
i miss de game
alot
dammit
ARRRRRRRRRHHHH
I WAN GO BACK TRAINING
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

when one luvs a sport
then one is injured cox of de sport
in the end one cant play the sport one luvs
ironic
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz





can u feel de emptiness there.......

tt time i watched
nba hardwood classics
1995 nba championships
nba finals houston rockets vs orlando magic
houston won de second consective time

omg
even tho their shorts all dam dam short
budden all still dam dam pro


de houston head coach said sumth when they won


-nv underestimate...the heart of a champion


INSPIRING SIA


den jm lend me vcds
showing de prime time of chicago bulls
n de eva so famous michael jordan
OMG
HE IS NT CALL AIR JORDAN FOR NTH

and de miracle passes of lakers magic johnson

(yea his name is magic OMG SO KOOL RITE)


the championships then
is highlight star material




blabbing alot about bball
ohh come on
ur highness is deprived of it
bear wif it yea?


i c so many nba games
i can feel my blood flowing thru my veins
everytime got adrenline rush
every hoop
every score
i watched it wif great admiration
makes me wan to go back to the court

i miss de court
i miss de hoop
i miss de ball
i miss de game


budden i m greatly inspired by their play
i will nt give up
i still have my youth
i will get back wad i lost
i m gonna work my way back into de team
once i recover
i swear
wait n c
i gonna fufill wad i set out to do in de first place
no mere injury is stoping me

ohh yarr tt reminds me
in de use
there is this superman returns advertisment
then they show cuts of shaq
LOL
lyk they show de superman logo
den they show shaq's jersey
den they show superman doing sum stunt
n shaq dunking
den shaq says
anyone calling for superman?
DAM KOOL RITE

use to hate shaq quite a bit
after this season of nba
kinda respects him
lololol


----------------------------------------
guess tts all bout de bbal part....
oh yea lets c...
this wk

monday 12 am i start my muggin for terms
mugged till 3 am
watched wc
tunisia vs spain
first half tunsia lead 1-0
den i go slp

i lyk it when black horse win de game
lololol
bud zz spain won 3-1 in de end


den 11 am
i wake up
watched teen titans
1130 am go je library
mug till 7 pm go home n lagg
i every 15 min need take break wadde
cox easily distracted
so need mug v long den got effect
lolol



( curse de overnite mugging
now i cant seem to differentiate wich day is wich day
cox 12 am is a whole new day liao n i tot its still de same day
.... its okie if u dun understand )

if i not wrong tues i mugged overnite again
den watched teen titan again
den go library again
den come home again
bud come home earlier arnd 5

den here is where de hardcore part comes
cox i bet england win sweden on de 3 am game
so i start mugging at 12 am weds again...
as u can c
these few days having lacked LACKED of slp
den i kinda fell aslp half way
heng woke up in time at arnd 3 am
watched de match
ends arnd 5 am....
den i slp...
DEN I WAKE UP AGAIN AT 9 AM....
to watch nba finals
wich ends arnd 12 pm .....
farnie tho
i feel quite energetic
so i tot of muggin
de moment i c de notes
i feel dizzy n nauseous
or sumth liddat
...
den i slept
till 7 pm
had dinner...
lagged...
till now 12.50 am of thurs
wtf
tink i starting muggin later
den tml goin library again
OMG
.........................................
i m noctural budden i seriously nt gettin enuf slp
-,-''


ohh welllllll

ANWS..
de song i wanted to write
still in progress
juz de lyrics
wrote it frm scatch
no music for it tho =(

well
let me give u guys a sneak preview



又吹起风了
天又慢慢灰了
天又开始下雨了
我又孤单一个人在屋里
想着歌词
要为这场雨写诗

我就渐渐睡了
连自己睡着也不知道
只知道少了你的拥抱
自己也不知如何是好
就呆呆地看着这场雨
希望能把事情全忘掉

chorus:
我就一个人在屋里发呆
傻傻地望出窗外
看着雨水一滴一滴地流下来
等待雨过天晴的到来



千千万万的错
都是我的错
就怪我什么也没做过
现在的我只能呆呆看着你走
没有你的我感觉好弱好弱




these few days raining wad
den nth to do
den the lyrics juz flows in..
budden abit sad lehhs
dunno y
tink cox theme is rain...
hmmm
rain muz be sad mehhz
dunno...
ahhhahahx
den again
omg i tink i found my career
lolz
when i listen to new songs
i kinda can guess wads de nxt line
juz by listening
OMG TALENT
LOL



ohh yar
i noe y everytime my n3 so long le
cox i lagged n write
so i write v long
use alot of time
this n3 tink used arnd 3 hrs
0,0


yeayea is 1 am of thurs now
mugging laters?
dunno c first
tata~~

HAYE

okie larhh UPDATED

me lazy to sit down n type so much wads
cox everyth i blog will write lotsa lotsa crap
ahahhx
hmmm
lets c

last fri went to c china doc
mama wan him poke needles in my right hand
to speed up recovery
O M G LARHH
IMAGINE
DE ALREDI IN PAIN HAND
HAS NEEDLES POKED INTO
TILL IT LOOKS LYK A POCCUPINE
......
.....

lol den the china doc say
cant poke
cox no matter how he poke poke poke
de metal inside will block
so poke oso no pt
LMAO
HENG

after tt go bugis
meet gang
go c classic comics at de comic shop
wad uncanny xmen
all those old old classics
dam nice lehhs
budden one worth 20+++
got one 40+++
den dunwan buy
abit ABIT ABIT tooooo ex =(
lolz

den wx roy ndric came
NJ HOCKEY PEEPS
so long nv meet them le
zw got pw larhhs so cant come
SADDEN
den go eat seoul garden
...
one hand again
den they help me cook lorhhs
den i juz eat n eat
den they make ice cream floats
quite nice quite nice
yumyum LOL

budden dam farn larhhs
v long nv tok cock wif them
den we juz crap n crap
bout anyth under den sun
lyk non stop
lolz
still rmbr me gang n ndric
every time between lessons
go the dam far far toilet
walk there walk back
n tok cock on de way
den every lessons oso late
even tho its de same klazrm
LOL
haishhh
miss those days

okie den this mon
go nuh for physio therapy
wahhh
PAIN KA SIAO
its lyk
they give u a handle
den got 3 directions to turn
each diretion arnd 10 min

O M G LARHH
its lyk my right wrist cant turn at all
dam dam pain
its diff frm lyk poking needles
cox its ppl poke u wan
this wan is u do ursev
den u feel de pain
summore cant stop
so tt can recover faster
>_<
ZZZZZ

for eg ya suppose to turn 180 degrees
my right hand cant even turn 90 degrees
den i try wif my left hand
i can turn to near 360 degrees
.......
.....
...
..
.
den i overheard de doc toking to another patient
erhh ya finger is okie alredi juz tt de bone is displaced
.....
DOES TT SOUND OKIE TO U???
LOL
hmm den ystd went je lib
wif yc n scouts
they meet 10
yc reach at 10
scouts reach at 12
i reach at 2
rofl
super late king as lyk always
lolz
GUESS WHO I MET THERE X)
LOL LMAO ROFL
if i knew i reach there at 9 man
muahahahahx
LOL
getting out of hand
lmao
LOL

okie so in de end
i studied 5 pgs of bio
den go home at 6++
LOL WADDE
me scouts n yc tok alot cock theres
ahahx
jieli got w550i
yc got w800i
den i got w900i
den we keep taking pics for advertisement
ahahahx

erhh yar ya didnt read wrong
I JUZ FREAKING CHANGED MY FONE
as in reali juz
mon den buy wan
ahahaxh
dam freaking kool can
papa sponser quite a bit
hmmmm yarhhs



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I've Been Tagged!!F.Y.I-this is a dangerous game..
1.The tagged victim have to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover
2.Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3.Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4.If you are tagged the second time.There is NO need to do this again.
5.Lastly,most importantly,HAVE.FUN.DOING.IT.criteria for my perfect lover;;


1 100% female only PLS both physically n mentally LOL
2 gd figure XP
3 kan de sun yen means can see wan larhhs lolol
4 be true to hersev
5 juz be hersev
6 *edited*always there to buy food for me when i m hungry lyk now LOL */edited*
7 erhhhh........ smart so can help me wif schwork n help me get my As
8 hmm last one..... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nt TOO smart so wurn outsmart me



ahahahx not taggin ppl lazy..................................................

rofl
act this n3 i wan write a song
budden sooo long le
nxt time bahhs
wich i dunno is how long again
LMAO


BIBUAIX~~